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33 ACRES
FACULTY BREWING
TACOFINO OCHO
RB ALE + PIZZA HOUSE
STYLE

EUPHORIA
COFFEE BEER
PORK + CHICKEN + DRINK
HIPSTER NIRVANA
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LUCKY TACO
​NOOK RESTAURANT
THE WALLFLOWER
FABLE DINER
STYLE

TACOS + TEQUILA
PASTA + PIZZA + VINO
A BIT HIP
FARM TO TABLE
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VISIT DAVE THE BAR MANAGER - ONE OF THE STARS OF DRIVING IN REVERSE
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Dave, good news, my Birth Certificate arrived. We can make travel plans and go. Don’t be too mad. I’m emotionally fucked up. I’m stupid. I still think I love Trish. Smack me, please, I don’t know if I want to go, but, I will, I’m terrified of going, I’m such a flake, I don’t want to ruin the trip for you—I’m so sorry.

Dave said with controlled force over the phone: Listen to me: cut yourself some slack--

He then offered a dose of perspective--
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—discovering who you are, witnessing death, and losing love all at the same time, come on, quit trying to be superhuman.

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BROWNS SOCIALHOUSE​
PAUL'S OMELETTERY
ASSEMBLI
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CANADIAN​​​​​
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SOUTHERN FLAVOURS
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7.4
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​POPINA CANTEEN
PORTLAND CRAFT
BIN 4 BURGER LOUNGE
SLICKITY JIM'S
STYLE

LAND + AIR + SEA
PORTLAND INSPIRED
YUMMY BURGERS and SUCH
CANADIAN
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9.01
9.01
8.9
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Ahi tuna toast the perfect blend of crunchy freshness smothering the taste buds with pleasure. The cheeseburger freshly pressed, breaks apart, crumbling in the mouth then melting with spices that tickle the flavour palate, one bite spicy, one sweet, the next, just—ah! A decadent puffin dessert filled with ice cream. The view—no words!

You can’t go wrong.

​Next time: Seafood Feast!

Jonathan Seagull and his friends lick their beaks while they watch diners, dine!

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